Wednesday, December 27, 2006

male or female??

this is in view of the recent disqualification of Indian athlete Shanti Sounderajan(25), after she failed a gender test at the Asian Games 2006 at Doha. Shanti who won the 800m silver medal is to return them

gender test

the above link is a scientific approach to the process of gender testing.

It is interesting to note that she passed a similar test at the Asian Athletics Championships in Incheon City, South Korea, last year.

- is this a case of foul play on the player's part?
- is this a case of a biological aberration?
- is this a case of inconclusive testing?

whats happening?

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

its all happening

i was casually channel surfing when i came across an interview of tanushree dutta. she was waxing eloquent on internet policing and the proliferation of morphed sleaze pics et al. through repetitive nonsense, she was amply demonstrating her general lack of knowledge when without any cue she starts talking about her career. things like , " even if i get a fresh chance to start my career, i'd like to start it the same way with 'ashiq banaya aapne' and 'chocolate'." she was lauding the experience and exposure she got in the 2 movies. i agree on the 'exposure' part of it. then for no reason she starts delving into matters of the skin and soon there's this expression on her face which says "damn! what am i saying?" before she knows it she's talking about intimate scenes and on screen love making. she hilariously concludes it by saying that she is now experienced and so will be able to handle such requirements if she's not comfy with them. on thing's for sure. she can't give interviews

my roomie is telling me about this nice restaurant near the National Games Village (NGV) called Mast Kalandar. He tells me that the food is very good. Try it out. More interestingly, he tells me that its started by the wives of 2 wiproites. Does that say a thing or 2 abt the payscales in wipro? jus kidding :)

One of the news channels was having a debate on who's the world's greatest cricketer, now that shane warne is in the limelight with his retirement and for his haul of 700 test wikets. There was this guy who was hell bent on tarnishing Don bradman's image to promote shane warne as the greatest. I wonder if shane warne got too drunk once while in India after watching brokeback mountain?

on public demand, i'm also posting about the accident i had today. but hush!! no one tells my mom. i was banged from behind by a maruti omni when the traffic signal went green. i got thrown off the bike and lay spread eagled at the centre of pbbly the busiest signal in blore :)...escaped with very minr bruises. however, the icing on the cake was when after i'd moved over to the side, the traffic cop comes to me and asks, " are u allright? shall i let him go" and i magnanimously reply, " yeah, its ok". ha!!

Friday, December 22, 2006

when i became a bakra...

I, have been, made, a BAKRA!!! poor, unsuspecting, honest, goodfearing me has been duped by a dastardly act of devious deception by thy dilapidated room mate ( that word associates so well with you varun :P) I was ensnared by an enigmatic and effervescent Kruti Mathur. But,..but, ultimately i was so boring throughout, that i came out trumps. It seems my nemesis got tired of my ghisi-piti replies and called it quits. But i must hand it to him for the spade work. Its almost flattering!!

So we had this Kruti Mathur, Romania brought up, globetrotting daughter of a business diplomat who lives in a mansion in Bangalore with her own gym and swimming pool. And with all that, she hits on me. Only a fool would fall for that! I did

Once, as a bakra, i have been exposed to the perils lurking in this world. All ye kruti mathurs out there will have to be henceforth subjected to severe scrutiny. Oh! how cumbersome and boring is that!!. balls!! why can't life be simple and sunny?