in the name of security

A few interesting observations about the security system at the office gate

- It doesn't matter what a visitor enters in the security register. He could carry a bomb in his bag, write Osama as his name, put 911 as his contact number and doodle a cartoon as signature, and security will promptly give him a visitor sticker and let him through.

- You could keep a bomb in the passenger seat beside you and sit smugly while the security checked the boot and admired the chassis using the roller-mirror. No problem sir! drive on.

- You can flash any colourful, embossed plastic card as ID and sail through.