this is my newfound hobby. to hunt down blogspot posers from user profiles and puke on them. here's the first one..

"You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape."

i'll wring the goat's neck, probably use the slinky as an aid coz it doesn't figure otherwise in my scheme of things. Once the goat is dead, i'll tear it open and bring out its 'stuff'. Next, i'll throw each part out of the well in a different direction. aah..the slinky might be of some help here...see! its all part of a bigger plan. on foresight, i'd do good to keep the eyeballs and some liver. tht done, i'll jus wait for the stench to draw people. In the meantime i'll rehearse a nice opening line when the first head peeps into the well. something like, "got a smoke?"