Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sreesanth, king of gaffes



Shantakumaran Sreesanth is all but his namesake. Where 'Shantakumaran' literally means 'silent boy', our S. Sreesanth is as depicted in the pics above. What you see are his actions on the field. What is more potent, however, is when his mouth does the talking (pun intended). Sample these


"If you are asking me, it was just an event and nothing else. I don't need to run after actresses"


this, after being linked with Priyanka Chopra post a promo event in Mumbai. Surely he should have spared a thought for the former Miss Universe. she must have been devastated!!

"Is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this imposter, moving around
nervously"


this, after beating Lara one ball. He was promptly pulled past the boundary, the very next ball. No one messes with Lara!!

"The Aussies should be worried I'm coming"


this, before the recently concluded Australia tour. Rajnikanth has competition!

There was this one time when, Sreesanth came good on a nel bowl, belting it straight over the bowler's head for six. He'd made a statement, a tremendous one at that. You're standing up to applaud when you see him perform that disgusting prolonged dance. The guy needs to develop some class!! He wasn't short of words this time either

Nel: (tapping his chest)"You need a big heart to play", I smell blood(sniffing the air)
S: (sniffing) "where, where?"
(after that memorable SIX)
S: "How was that slap and where is your tongue now?


But i still admire this guy. I think he has single handedly brought aggression into the Indian Team.

1 comment:

  1. I think he has done enough of tht now,.. he shud now concentrate on letting his balls do the talking (pun intended ;-))

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